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What would the web be without celebrity videos? I don’t know and certainly don’t want to find out. The vids bring me joy and give me something to do with my penis most of the time. Not that I couldn’t put my energy elsewhere but why would I.

If you have only heard rumors about their being celebrity videos and not yet downloaded and/or watched one or two of these then you really haven’t lived. Celebrities live for the camera and in the case of the more nasty videos that are out there, they seem to not even be able to have sex at home without at least a camcorder running in the background.

Perhaps it’s a matter of celebrities not thinking they are in the public eye enough and want to boast their career or maybe they are telling the truth and these videos are being stolen by people just to try and cash in on some seriously private celebrity moments.

Either way I really don’t care. I suppose there have been so many tapes released that every actor and actress in hollywood should know better than to make a video if they don’t either deleted it after the sex romp or at least put the damn thing in a very secure location. Perhaps it’s that celebs don’t think they can remember a combination but they could afford a safe with fingerprint id maybe.

Personally I’d like to think that the horny famous crowd just fucks all day and night and would love nothing better than for a bunch of internet voyeurs rubbing all manner of naughty bits while at the same time watching some dirty sex videos that somehow made it out of the tour bus or honeymoon hotel room.