Apparently during that time the two “experimented” with bisexuality and it was caught on film. While one source said it was Brit and Paris bumping doughnuts, another claims it was Paris and a “mutual friend.” Either way I fear there is a need for a crab comb.

Britney is now promising to release said tape to the net if Paris doesn’t stop being mean. At a birthday party for the ex Mrs. Federline the two ran into each other and Hilton was said to be rude to her and her plethora of pals. After the incident Spears wrote Hilton a letter with the threat of the video leak if she doesn’t stop with her rude comments. Paris laughs off the rumored tape by calling it “crap” and “silly.”

I can just see Paris nervously laughing it off and speed dialing her lawyer. But don’t worry… I am sure someone will distract her with something shiny so she can go back to her happy place. They both need to keep their roast beef to themselves.